Dear Diary,
I have this strange habit where I zone out.
I zone out in the middle of a conversation with someone, I zone out while watching a movie and I then have to rewind, I zone out walking in the street, and even zone out in the middle of eating and end up choking, then needing the assistance of someone to slap my back. Because I once again, forgot about the system of chew and swallow. Although my face goes blank, my brain is going all over the place with crazy thoughts. For example...
I was actually in the middle of making lunch one day when I discovered I needed another ingredient for my delicious masterpiece. But when I swung open the fridge door, I instantly zoned out and forgot what I was doing. The world around me no longer existed All that I was conscious of... was the fridge...
My brain started to get excited at the sound of the bottles that clanked at the door opening so suddenly, that I began to wonder what the fridge would look like inside during an earthquake. So with out hesitation, I wrapped my arms around the fridge. Making sure to keep the door open to see what it looked like inside. I began to shake, but because of my noodle arms containing no muscles, the fridge barely budged. This time finding all the strength from my whole body, and channeling the little strength I had from my abs (Well... the abs I didn't have) I shook the fridge so hard bottles clanked, milk spilt, lettuce danced and I was thrilled by the chaos that was held in this cold box.
Suddenly, I went back into consciousness. The clouds disappeared the stars faded and the sounds around me finally spilt through my ears. Then I noticed that there was almost no sound to be heard, but a stifled giggle. My family stood there, all with frozen expressions looking at me with disbelief, at my sudden insanity. My father stood a good while off with a sandwich in hand. With wide eyes he questioned Slowly "Tanisha... what... are you doing??". I then became aware of what I was doing. With my arms still around the fridge I took them back and answered "Just wondering what the fridge would look like inside during an earthquake". At that comment my family burst out in laughter. Not with me, because I believed it made total sense. But AT me... What a cruel world.
-Tanisha
Friday, February 1, 2013
Thursday, January 10, 2013
"I need help"
Dear Diary,
Malia, Cheyenne, Zeek and I went on an adventure today. It was such an enjoyable adventure filled with sitting under a blanket tent on top of a mountain, playing tag in the park, and watching the sun go down as we chased seagulls on the beach. Driving home from our fun time we suddenly got a craving for something bad. Probably because we have all been strict on ourselves with what kind of food we consume, this crazed junk food craving led us to A&W. (Which I regret so much now... because I feel so nasty inside!)
After eating, Zeek went into the Mens bathroom and told me to wait out side the door because I already had to explain to him that girl's can't go into boy's bathrooms. So while I was waiting I heard lots of noise going on inside. I hear a slam, a pitter patter of little running feet and water making all kinds of splashing sounds. Next thing I know I see the door swing open beside me and there stands little 4 year old Zeek. Yelling out, so all of A&W could hear "I NEED HELP". Obviously I am not going into the mens bathroom to check it out (I am too wimpy). So I take him into the girls bathroom wash his hands and hope what ever he did in the bathroom wasn't THAT bad...
Sorry A&W employees for what ever surprise my 4 year old cousin has left you!
-Tanisha
Malia, Cheyenne, Zeek and I went on an adventure today. It was such an enjoyable adventure filled with sitting under a blanket tent on top of a mountain, playing tag in the park, and watching the sun go down as we chased seagulls on the beach. Driving home from our fun time we suddenly got a craving for something bad. Probably because we have all been strict on ourselves with what kind of food we consume, this crazed junk food craving led us to A&W. (Which I regret so much now... because I feel so nasty inside!)
After eating, Zeek went into the Mens bathroom and told me to wait out side the door because I already had to explain to him that girl's can't go into boy's bathrooms. So while I was waiting I heard lots of noise going on inside. I hear a slam, a pitter patter of little running feet and water making all kinds of splashing sounds. Next thing I know I see the door swing open beside me and there stands little 4 year old Zeek. Yelling out, so all of A&W could hear "I NEED HELP". Obviously I am not going into the mens bathroom to check it out (I am too wimpy). So I take him into the girls bathroom wash his hands and hope what ever he did in the bathroom wasn't THAT bad...
Sorry A&W employees for what ever surprise my 4 year old cousin has left you!
-Tanisha
Sunday, January 6, 2013
The Adventures of a 2 year old.
Dear Diary,
There once lived this 2 year old that liked to get into everything.
Her name is Agnes, but I like to call her Aggy.
Most of the time I don't notice her getting into things, until its too late.
For example:
Aggy asks for a drink of water. So me wanting to be a good human being, I gave her a cup of water. That was a bad idea, because that showed her HOW to get the water. I walk out of the room for a couple seconds, then walk back into the kitchen.
There she was, with out a shirt...dumping water on the floor and throwing bits of dog food to make her delicious, kitchen floor stew just THAT much more tasty. To my horror she then bent down to drink from her creation on the floor. Grabbing her I run to the bathroom, sit her on the toilet and run to drop a towel on the kitchen floor. But to my amazement once I run back to aid the sopping wet 2 year old, I find she has also learned how to use the bathroom sink as well! I grab her again under one arm, and reach for another towel to soak up the new mess on the bathroom floor and take her to the living room to wait as I clean the bathroom. once I get to the 'delicious stew' on the kitchen floor I noticed that Aggy made it back to the kitchen, to grab another drink of water, but not from the mess on the floor no... but from the dog dish.... shrieking in horror I grab her once more. I put her under an arm as I fumble around the living room in search of a remote. I click on 'Max & Ruby', flop her on the couch and instantly she is glued to the TV. I now have a safe chance to run around the house with towels and spoons. The towels to soak up the puddles all over the house, and the spoons to scoop up the soggy dog food from the floor. Before I get back to the living room I grab a shirt for Aggy and pull it over her mischievous smile. kneeling down to her height I plea "Please Aggy.... can that be enough adventuring for one day?"
THE END.
-The Exhausted,
Tanisha
There once lived this 2 year old that liked to get into everything.
Her name is Agnes, but I like to call her Aggy.
Most of the time I don't notice her getting into things, until its too late.
For example:
Aggy asks for a drink of water. So me wanting to be a good human being, I gave her a cup of water. That was a bad idea, because that showed her HOW to get the water. I walk out of the room for a couple seconds, then walk back into the kitchen.
There she was, with out a shirt...dumping water on the floor and throwing bits of dog food to make her delicious, kitchen floor stew just THAT much more tasty. To my horror she then bent down to drink from her creation on the floor. Grabbing her I run to the bathroom, sit her on the toilet and run to drop a towel on the kitchen floor. But to my amazement once I run back to aid the sopping wet 2 year old, I find she has also learned how to use the bathroom sink as well! I grab her again under one arm, and reach for another towel to soak up the new mess on the bathroom floor and take her to the living room to wait as I clean the bathroom. once I get to the 'delicious stew' on the kitchen floor I noticed that Aggy made it back to the kitchen, to grab another drink of water, but not from the mess on the floor no... but from the dog dish.... shrieking in horror I grab her once more. I put her under an arm as I fumble around the living room in search of a remote. I click on 'Max & Ruby', flop her on the couch and instantly she is glued to the TV. I now have a safe chance to run around the house with towels and spoons. The towels to soak up the puddles all over the house, and the spoons to scoop up the soggy dog food from the floor. Before I get back to the living room I grab a shirt for Aggy and pull it over her mischievous smile. kneeling down to her height I plea "Please Aggy.... can that be enough adventuring for one day?"
THE END.
-The Exhausted,
Tanisha
Wednesday, January 2, 2013
Tanisha is terrible at partying. 2013
Dear Diary,
2013 is here!! And we didn't die! Woohoo!! That was actually the worst apocalypse ever. I feel bad for the people that didn't plan their lives after December 21st!
Believe it or not, but I was invited to a ton of parties for New Years this time! I felt super popular! But me being my anti social self, decided I didn't really want to hang out with my friends but stay home and celebrate with my family. We had some of my older sister Malia's YSA friends come by with a ton of instruments and big speakers. I was in a mellow mood, so I ditched everyone for a chocolate muffin in my moms bed and my dads computer as I watched Star trek the motion picture (Very first movie made) It was actually killer boring at the beginning... I admit it.. So I stopped to watch X factor on Youtube. Yay! Tanisha is terrible at partying!! This was how I spent 9 hours... I am just a little ashamed, but I feel like everyone needs a little mellow party for themselves every once in a while!
SO if you are ever feeling the need to escape a party, I suggest stuffing your shirt with a bunch of junk, find an empty room, and a TV or computer and party it up! I can actually see myself doing this during my wedding reception...So when the bride is missing from the scene and the groom is frantically searching for her, then you will know where she will be!! (The bathroom floor stuffing herself with cake.)
HAVE A FANTASTIC YEAR!
-Teesh
2013 is here!! And we didn't die! Woohoo!! That was actually the worst apocalypse ever. I feel bad for the people that didn't plan their lives after December 21st!
Believe it or not, but I was invited to a ton of parties for New Years this time! I felt super popular! But me being my anti social self, decided I didn't really want to hang out with my friends but stay home and celebrate with my family. We had some of my older sister Malia's YSA friends come by with a ton of instruments and big speakers. I was in a mellow mood, so I ditched everyone for a chocolate muffin in my moms bed and my dads computer as I watched Star trek the motion picture (Very first movie made) It was actually killer boring at the beginning... I admit it.. So I stopped to watch X factor on Youtube. Yay! Tanisha is terrible at partying!! This was how I spent 9 hours... I am just a little ashamed, but I feel like everyone needs a little mellow party for themselves every once in a while!
SO if you are ever feeling the need to escape a party, I suggest stuffing your shirt with a bunch of junk, find an empty room, and a TV or computer and party it up! I can actually see myself doing this during my wedding reception...So when the bride is missing from the scene and the groom is frantically searching for her, then you will know where she will be!! (The bathroom floor stuffing herself with cake.)
HAVE A FANTASTIC YEAR!
-Teesh
Monday, July 16, 2012
Tofino caught on camera.
Dear Diary!
Just got back from camping in Tofino! I just so happened to snatch the camera away from my mom and these are just a few of my favourite pictures from the bunch! I very much enjoyed capturing the fun moments with my family and friends on camera!
(None of these photo's have been edited in any way)
Take a look!
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| Kris and his Cheetos |
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| Top is focused on Bianca Bottom is focused on Rueben. They didn't notice I was taking pictures of them. Mwaha! Caught them in the moment! |
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| She was actually in the middle of running away from me when she saw I was pointing a camera at her. But turns out that backfired! love the pig tails in action! |
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| Nate & Teyauna: Two of the cutest todds I know! |
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| Me and Alyssa got a bit carried away. I discovered it was hard to take a picture of your own shadow. (me on left & Alyssa on Right) |
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| This is my favourite picture of Alyssa & Bianca's craziness caught on camera! The best part? They didn't know I was taking this picture of them! HA! |
Saturday, May 26, 2012
Day 3
My favorite food is JELLOO!!! It just brings me so much joy while eating it! It sways as I scoop it and it jiggles while I giggle! When I first saw the movie 'Cloudy with a chance of meatballs' The jello scene made me so happy! I wish I could make a Jello kingdom!
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
Day 2
DAY 2: Your favorite animal
My favorite animal is the BLACK BEAR!! They are so cute and... black! I love all kinda of animals and I just couldn't choose which one was my favorite! But one day in elementary school a little girl came up to me and said "Tanisha! What is your favorite animal!?" I answered with "ALL ANIMALS!!" She looked at me disappointed and said her favorite was the dolphin... then our sad conversation ended. After that I went home and thought REALLYY hard what could be my favorite animal if I had to choose just one! I looked on my bed and there he was...Mr. Teddy. I love bears! I discovered I loved them so much that I strangled one every night! (Slept) But I must say the black bear is my favorite out of all the bears. And I happily have them living right here on the island!
-Tanisha
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